Just to lighten it up a bit. Here are a few company names and slogans that if you see run:
Company:
- Bob's Mortgage and Hair Cutting Emporium
- Cheapo Realty
- Lucky Lefty's Loan Service
- U'v Been Had Mortgage
- Trust Me Realty, Mortgage and Insurance
- Kwik and Slik Realty
- Upside Down Mortgage Services
- Fleece U Mortgage
- Bait and Switch Fishing Supply and Mortgage
- The One Stop Shop
- U Sell Realty
Slogans and Ads:
- Nobody I mean nobuddy beats my PRiCEs
- Call me, the other guys stink.
- If you have to ask you can't afford it.
- The last mortgage you will ever get need.
- Building a Better Yesterday.
- You are a winner of your number is .......
- We Buy Homes
- Wanted real estate apprentice
- Get rich quick in real estate
- Cash back on every deal
- 1-800-4closed
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Randy L. Prothero, REALTOR®, ABR, AHWD, CRS, e-PRO, GRI, SFR
Century 21 Liberty Homes
Randy Prothero is well established as an expert in working with military / VA clients and first time home buyers. His home seller's (listing) campaign is one of the most aggressive marketing programs in the area.
Based out of Mililani, Hawaii. Randy services the island of Oahu (Honolulu County) and the Leeward Regional Chairman of the Honolulu Board of Realtors. To improve overall professionalism in his area Randy also offers classes for real estate agents.
www.HawaiiRandy.com * Oahu (Honolulu County) Property Search * Hawaii Military Relocations
Randy, man you are tough. You mean to tell me that you have a problem with those :)
Do you have the phone number for:
- Get rich quick in real estate
- Cash back on every deal
I want some of that!!!!Hey Randy - thanks for the laugh.
Jeff
Randy.... I do hope that you made all of these up, right? lol I am trying to remember a few that I have seen that are real. Here is one that is real and in my area. It's a great mortgage company. And I will just leave it at that...for that one at least.
too funny,
True story, there was a real estate team, who used to drive a hearse in Mesa, and had all kinds of wacky sayings on it like. "We are dying to earn your business"
Some companies may not advertise by those names or words but their actions certainly make them look like something that resembles those!
Great, I needed a good laugh this morning. I know there must be at least another thousand of these.
Don
Neal - I was thinking that may be a good one. Many do not even show up.
Jeff D. - No Problemo
Jeff B. - We had a guy was all but stalking a couple of our female agents. His card read World's Great Mortgage Co.
Skye - They definitely describe more companies than I want to think about.
Kathy - Thank you. Jays are all real which makes them even funnier.
Thesa - I changed the names to protect the not so innocent. But each one of these reminded me of an actual experience.
Gary - I bet people remember them. The question is, were the clients dying to use them or did their business die?
David - I could replace the name or slogan for an actual company or agent for every one of these.
Don - That list could go on forever. If we added lawyers and politicians, there would be no end.
Don't forget the commission ads:
Pete - They are based oin real companies and agents.
Jeff - I do a lot of 100% (VA)
I have seen those :) hahaha, :) good one Randy.
Ray Saenz